So. Johnny, Frida and I helped make this little film about today’s report on the (ever) rising cost of raising a child to the age of 21 in Britain – now at all time high of £277,266 according to the new research.

Do we look like zombies? Does the house look like a squat? Do I appear a soup of nervousness and apology? Apparently photo-realism is back in vogue…

UPDATE: I’ve just noticed the veeeeeery obviously homemade haircut Johnny is sporting in the opening picture. And I thought I was making progress with hairdressing…!